How to turn your Cayenne to Crap!

Blasphemy!

How to destroy your Cayenne. This hails all the way from Canada.



Is it a 'thing'? Cause I know I've seen one or two cars like that here in Malaysia too. Once in Sunway, apparently a lecturer in one of the colleges there drives it. One more in Bangsar, I've seen parked around Lucky Garden area...

>_< Ewwwww!